I only have but one paperclip, but I do have a great deal of lint. In fact, it could be said that I always compensate for my lack of cents (sense?) with prodigious amounts of lint. Give me lint enough and I could blanket the world.

MEETING ALL YOUR NONSENSE NEEDS SINCE 1999

"I believe that the moment is near when, by a procedure of active paranoic thought, it will be possible to systematize confusion and contribute to the total discrediting of the world of reality." (Salvador Dali)

Sunday, April 11, 2010

oh how I miss the accordian

sorry to take you away from your work, which is very cool by the way -- God loves those who give a cheerful "whathaveyou." -- one must employ whatever strategies necessary to meet one’s goals and make it sanely through the day -- i find your "pathetic, contentless" ramblings to be a breath of fresh air -- That day Max went into the kitchen and sat by the computer to email his friends -- he told them many things in parables, saying: I HAD THE BEST TIME TODAY -- All this rain we've been getting here in Oklahoma and next door in Arkansas ... it's like monsoon season!!! It stinks that I can't just clone myself so I can do it all! Nice to know someone else is up late too. oh how I miss the accordian. Sweet -- anything is better than nothing -- i just assigned an essay to my students and proceeded to tell them that i hated writing -- sometimes i revel in listening to rebellion against discipline. then i get bored with sitting on the couch and eating cookies and i go back to being productive again -- I refuse to open my box of crayons -- never underestimate the wisdom of running naked in public

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