I only have but one paperclip, but I do have a great deal of lint. In fact, it could be said that I always compensate for my lack of cents (sense?) with prodigious amounts of lint. Give me lint enough and I could blanket the world.

MEETING ALL YOUR NONSENSE NEEDS SINCE 1999

"I believe that the moment is near when, by a procedure of active paranoic thought, it will be possible to systematize confusion and contribute to the total discrediting of the world of reality." (Salvador Dali)

Monday, August 8, 2011

THE APOPHTHEGMATA OF LINTIUS MAXIMUS

1. anything is better than nothing
2. nothing is better than anything
3. as humans, we are not equal in our aptitude and appetite for stupidity, but we all have some talent for it
4. everything that’s good is bad for you
5. everything that’s bad is good for you
6. people are stupid and trying to kill you (try not to be one of them)
7. youth is wasted on the stupid
8. you can’t judge a book from what you hear about it on television
9. a good trick for a old dog is to continue to shit outside
10.most people can’t make a silk purse from silk