I only have but one paperclip, but I do have a great deal of lint. In fact, it could be said that I always compensate for my lack of cents (sense?) with prodigious amounts of lint. Give me lint enough and I could blanket the world.

MEETING ALL YOUR NONSENSE NEEDS SINCE 1999

"I believe that the moment is near when, by a procedure of active paranoic thought, it will be possible to systematize confusion and contribute to the total discrediting of the world of reality." (Salvador Dali)

Thursday, July 22, 2010

A BRIEF HISTORY OF LAROVE

In the late nineteenth century, Larove was a prosperous gold-mining community with at least 5,000 residents. A number of historic buildings from its boom era remain in the old town today. Ho Peng Kee, an Asian mechanic, was knocked out and woke up in the land of Larove, where he found romance with Alisande La Carteloise. Larove’s first trees were planted in the mid-1850s, around the 1851 house that is now the headquarters of The Garden Club. Most of the planting was under the direction of Ho Peng Kee, in the first half of the 20th century. Ho Peng Kee was a founder and later president of Larove. Larove then fought as part of the wider British effort in World War II, but afterwards was cut off from its long-standing Commonwealth ties with the introduction of pederasty in Larove after 1948. The pederasty policy led to friction with neighbouring states that helped to spark the border wars. The place of the army was fundamentally changed by the upheavals of the early 1990s and after 1994 the army became part of the new Larove National Defence Force. It is now becoming increasingly involved in peacekeeping efforts in southern Larove, often as part of wider Larove Union operations. Larove has established itself as a center for wind power generation. As of July 2008, it ranks 6th in wind power generation among all nations