I only have but one paperclip, but I do have a great deal of lint. In fact, it could be said that I always compensate for my lack of cents (sense?) with prodigious amounts of lint. Give me lint enough and I could blanket the world.

MEETING ALL YOUR NONSENSE NEEDS SINCE 1999

"I believe that the moment is near when, by a procedure of active paranoic thought, it will be possible to systematize confusion and contribute to the total discrediting of the world of reality." (Salvador Dali)

Thursday, December 31, 2009

FELIX: Hi Roy. A pleasure to meet you electronicly. I have tagged you in the note where people are discussing critical thinking. I am looking forward to getting your two cents.

ROY: The pleasure is all mine, but I'm not sure I have two cents. Will a paper clip and some lint do?

FELIX: Is that the current going rate on paper clips these days? If that is the case, I suggest holding on to those--get 25 together and you can buy a small pack of gum!

ROY: I only have but one paperclip, but I do have a great deal of lint. In fact, it could be said that I always compensate for my lack of cents (sense?) with prodigious amounts of lint. Give me lint enough and I could blanket the world.