masochistic freaks

The white house says that iran is becoming a military dictatorship – iran replies, “I know you are, but what am i?” – china says to the white house, “Don’t you dare meet with the dalai lama!” – white house replies, “You’re not the boss of me” – meanwhile the republicans are running about swinging sticks of hate and fear chanting “we’re gonna spank anyone who gets in our way” and the democrats frolic with glee: “a spanking, a spanking, a spanking for me” – they always were a bunch of masochistic freaks – like the palestinians, they never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity – the rest of us stand on the tightwire strung between fascism and socialism trying to figure out which really is the lesser of two evils – do we want em to help us or do we want lower taxes – you can’t have both, baby – your momma knew that when she told you “You can’t have your cake eat it too” – ask California – want to balance the budget? Shut down the pentagon and the defense department – bring the troops home – let the world know that we’re planning to eliminate or nuclear stock pile by detonating it on the next country that fucks with us and if we do have to send troops abroad, send those citizen militia gun enthusiast wackos – send the NRA – make them fight our wars – what the hell is a gun lobby good for if you can’t shoot nothing with it?