I only have but one paperclip, but I do have a great deal of lint. In fact, it could be said that I always compensate for my lack of cents (sense?) with prodigious amounts of lint. Give me lint enough and I could blanket the world.

MEETING ALL YOUR NONSENSE NEEDS SINCE 1999

"I believe that the moment is near when, by a procedure of active paranoic thought, it will be possible to systematize confusion and contribute to the total discrediting of the world of reality." (Salvador Dali)

Monday, January 31, 2011

THE FINE PRINT

Upon receiving this living body, you agree that this alone constitutes the entire User Agreement, that it is the complete and exclusive statement of your agreement with us, that it sets forth our entire liability, all representations made, and all commitments that are binding upon us, that it is not intended to inure to third-party beneficiaries, supersedes all prior agreements and representations between the parties, that no variation of the terms of this User Agreement will be enforceable against us, that it is subject to change which shall be effective immediately, and you waive the right to claim, contest, or assert that this User Agreement was modified, canceled, superseded, or changed by any oral agreement, course of conduct, waiver, implication, or estoppel, nor may you rely upon the representation(s) of any donor. Any attempt to transfer any of the rights, duties, or obligations hereunder except as expressly provided for herein is null and void. In the event of a dispute, the parties hereto agree to resolve the dispute by looking to this User Agreement. This User Agreement shall not limit any actions we might deem necessary at any time. This User Agreement shall not be canceled, modified, amended or in any way altered, nor may it be modified by you in any way, shape, or form. No one has the authority to vary these terms and conditions, nor to make any additional commitments or representations which do not appear herein, and no purported modification by any person, orally or in writing, may be relied upon or deemed binding, and we note our objection thereto, nor shall any writing, undertaking, representation made by anyone which is inconsistent with this User Agreement be binding. Consequently you may not send us your contracts, offers, requirements, forms, prayers, files, gift restrictions, confidentiality notices, or other communications or petitions containing terms and/or conditions which differ from this User Agreement which if received in violation of the foregoing will be ignored if possible, and will have no effect, but which may if deemed necessary in our sole discretion be subject to our review at your expense. Our failure to respond or take affirmative action in response to any communication or information sent or provided to us should be understood to mean that we did not receive the communication or information, did not read or listen to it, chose not to respond, or disagreed, and should not be construed to indicate our acquiescence, agreement, approval, or consent. We reserve the right to cancel this User Agreement at any time with or without notice; you should not expect or await reminders.

1 comment:

  1. A man said to the universe:
    "Sir I exist!"
    "However," replied the universe,
    "The fact has not created in me
    A sense of obligation." Stephen Crane

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