I only have but one paperclip, but I do have a great deal of lint. In fact, it could be said that I always compensate for my lack of cents (sense?) with prodigious amounts of lint. Give me lint enough and I could blanket the world.

MEETING ALL YOUR NONSENSE NEEDS SINCE 1999

"I believe that the moment is near when, by a procedure of active paranoic thought, it will be possible to systematize confusion and contribute to the total discrediting of the world of reality." (Salvador Dali)

Saturday, January 2, 2010

FAVORITE LINES FROM BUNNER

"I want to get caned just so Jane Pauley can ask me 'Did it hurt?' HELL NO JANE! IT FELT GOOD BABY!"

"I WAS EVALUATING MY SECONDARY SEX CHARACTERISTICS THE OTHER DAY AND I NOTICED I DO NOT HAVE COMPLETE BREAST DEVELOPMENT!"

"I LOVE UNCLE JESSE! HE HAS SUCH CHARISMA! WHEN HE SPEAKS I FEEL I MUST FALL TO HIS FEET AND KISS HIS CALCIUM LADEN TOENAILS! YO-HO! AT FIRST I GAVE MY CATS THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT, BUT NOW I MUST SAY THAT THEY HAVE TO BE GAY!" (Lord Bunner)
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