Cliff came in with a beef

Cliff came in with a beef
“this needle is broken,” he said,
“and my voice, it’s developed a whir, can you hear it?!”
The doctor consulted his Blackberry
“I think you might have a brain cloud,” he said,
“my mother had one and became quite insane –
Complained about beef and needles and whirs –
Lick this thermometer three times a day and
Thank God you don’t have testicular cancer,
Now that’s something to sneeze at”